I’m too old for this…
CAPES [something empowering] It’s easier to communicate with other people when you can lose the passive-aggressive undertone. Get over it already.
COFFEE [latest trend or addiction] This “squishable” sloth keeps popping up on my facebook adverstisements. If it doesn’t leave me alone, I might justify purchasing one. For my nephews, of course.
THE COLOR ORANGE [something noteworthy] This weekend I’m cutting down my first tree. My bet is that I can do it in less than 15 seconds.